I Know John McCain…and He Inspires Boring Speeches

I would live-blog the RNC but I just turned it on and this woman who is speaking is so goddamn boring I don’t think I can stand it. Apparently the crowd agrees because all you can hear is the murmur of white people and occasional smatterings of applause. Her name is…Carly Fiorina? She keeps saying “I know John McCain” and follows it with the most inane sleep-inducing crap you’ve ever heard.

Also, the Cubs game is not on my television tonight, so I can’t watch that either. This, my only real free night of the week and I am reduced to this? Pathetic. Oh, wait! Here’s a black guy! Where’d they find him? Better yet, where’s the Tecate?

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